Warning: may cause DEADLY HARM to your SOCKS.
Found at Large. Forty pound female, thick build, wearing a mask.
Goes by the Alias: PIKA
Culprit has shown preference for dirty victims, so keep your socks clean. Keep them locked safely in your drawers. Culprit has been known to dig through laundry baskets to destroy heels, has been seen shredding, tossing, chomping her cotton victims. Culprit might be able to be rehabilitated with long walks and durable chew bones, but left to own devices, should not be trusted alone with potential victims. A known fabric predator, keep your stuffed animals safe and sound or risk de-stuffing.
Culprit might be showing attention-seeking behaviour as she is available for adoption and would like her new family to know she is a fun-loving, silly girl who is still very much a puppy.
For further inquiries about adding Pika the sock-destroyer to your home, please visit: turtlegardens.org
3 comments:
Hey Emily,
I laughed and laughed at the sock escapades of yr canine girl...You might have a career writing for the police department...Hah! Sukhipants will most often present any visitor with his fave of the moment knotted socks...kinda clean but lovingly goobered with dog spit...He is such a punk. Good luck with Mr. Migo's pending...what lovely eyes
cheryl
This is great!
Great ad! Just be glad she doesn't drag bras and panties out of the hamper and bring them to any visitors who happen to be handy. Many years ago I had a dog who did that every chance she got. And I was a slow learner.
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